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Funny Ass Blog wrote a post about us! Check it out. The guys at funnyassblog.com are friends of ours, so check out their blog. It's funny ass.

What do I get?

You get one of the funniest cards in the galaxy sent to anyone you want. It's really that simple. What do the cards look like? Well here's an example.

Yes, that's it. We'll even print and mail the cards for you. How about that for service?

Become a fan on Facebook

When we created Blacklisted Cards, we envisioned a little guy that says out loud things you only think. No, not like you think of your parents having sex and you get really mad. The little guy would say, "I don't give a shit about who's birthday it is, I was asking where's the cake." You know, important stuff.

Where the hell am I going with this? OOHH yeah, Facebook. We created a Facebook page.

Become a fan!

How does this work?

You Find the Card

You Sign the Card

WE Print & Send the Card

Pretty easy, eh? If you figure out a way to make this process any easier, let us know. Until then, buy some freaking cards already.

Did any of you ever see this card, here?

No?

Did you ever see this card, here?

No?

Did you ever see, this?

No?

How about, this?

No?

Have you ever tried one of these on for size?

Follow Us On Twitter

We make cards so we built a website to sell those cards. The next logical step, obviously, was to get a Twitter account. So now we can tweet(?) when we have a new card? I guess.

Whatever, here's our twitter feed. Feel free to subscribe.

Yeah, you'll notice that there's no "s" on the end. Thanks Twitte.

Open for Business

Blacklisted Cards is finally open for business! We currently have 30 different categories with over 200 different cards to choose from. Stay tuned for updates on new cards and anything else we feel like telling you.

Like here's a fun fact; You are now blinking manually.

Bet you didn't know that.

Check it out: Blacklisted Cards

About Us

Who are we? Two guys, JM & TJ, making funny greeting cards.

Our idea came out of frustration with the daunting task of choosing a greeting card. It was not a matter of too many good choices, there were just too many bad ones. Not satisfied with this, we felt we could do better. We would make greeting cards that didn't suck.

Blacklisted Cards was born.

Our operation is simple. You select, customize, and buy. We print, stuff, and send. Hell, you can even schedule a card to be sent to anyone in the United States up to a year in advanced. Get all of your birthday, holiday, and special occasion cards out of the way in one shot. Done and done!

Anyway, we're glad you're here. Have a look around.